Which is extra plausible – there’s a city in Jackson County, Florida, named Two Egg or there’s a mini Man of the woods in Florida named the Two Egg Stump Jumper? We’re speaking Florida right here, so the right reply is “the entire above.” On the official record of “100 Nice Issues about Jackson County, Florida,” the Two Egg Stump Jumper is at #92, however it might transfer up now that there’s been a current sighting. The excellent news is, there’s 99 different issues to do in Two Egg should you don’t see the Stump Jumper.
The YouTube channel Two Egg TV, which “travels the again roads of the southeastern United States in quest of nice tales and funky off the crushed path locations,” launched a clip this week of native knowledgeable Rachael Conrad pointing at what she claims is proof a Two Egg Stump Jumper handed by lately. There’s not a lot proof to see as a result of what this actually is is a tough trailer for “Stump Jumper: The mini-Man of the woods of Two Egg, Florida.” Till that documentary is launched, right here’s what’s recognized concerning the creature and its stumping grounds.
Earlier than you begin throwing eggs, the identify Two Egg dates again to the Despair when the one city retailer would take items in commerce. Two boys got here in so usually with two eggs to commerce for sugar that it turned often called the Two Egg Retailer and the tiny city close to the Alabama border on the intersection of State Highway 69 and State Highway 69A turned Two Egg. Probably the most well-known resident is actress Faye Dunaway, and essentially the most well-known cryptid is the Two Egg Stump Jumper.
Sightings of the creature – generally described as a small Man of the woods or a diminutive model of Florida’s famously smelly Skunk Ape – have been reported for many years on this swampy locale. A 2013 report was made by six individuals who heard one thing following them within the close by Parramore Touchdown Park and making a loud growl or roar. Whereas they didn’t see the creature, there are different studies by motorists, normally at night time (in fact) who’ve seen one thing small but humanoid working throughout a street of their headlights.
Within the video, Rachael Conrad exhibits alleged tracks, trails, a doable bedding or shelter and different potential items of proof within the Stump Jumper Slough, a swamp about 7 miles from Two Egg (shut sufficient to say it) that’s recognized for sightings. Sadly, that’s the entire proof of the Two Egg Stump Jumper as a result of there aren’t any recognized pictures … except that’s going to be the massive reveal in “Stump Jumper: The mini-Man of the woods of Two Egg, Florida” which shall be launched this fall by Two Egg TV.
Is the Two Egg Stump Jumper a mini Man of the woods or a Skunk Ape … or is it one thing else? Voting for “one thing else” are the residents of the Buena Vista Touchdown space about 10 miles east of Two Egg who declare they’ve been seeing rhesus monkeys within the bushes round close by Goodwin Lake. The monkeys have allegedly been there for a minimum of 75 years, having both escaped kind labs or personal houses.
In the event you get to Two Egg and see a monkey as a substitute of a mini Man of the woods, you’ll be able to nonetheless go searching for Faye Dunaway’s home or the previous grocery retailer or the Elizabeth Bellamy Bridge, which is haunted by the ghost of a bride-to-be who died when her marriage ceremony gown caught fireplace.
On second thought, even seeing a monkey sounds extra thrilling than that.